Next Stop, underneath the Highway Overpass

It’s probably where I’ll be found if I’m found at all after I’m dead. You see, I’m heterosexual and I’m under contract with Washington DC to do US Marshal Police Work without a gun, badge or police identification and with a rumor going around that I’m a criminally insane retarded drug addict and to have to put up with all that for about $1,000 a month and whatever I find laying around in the big city is somewhat ridiculous because that’s all a $1,000 a month get’s you when the United States Marshal Service follows you around wanting to know everything, but, I’m not so angry that I can’t see straight and I think that makes them mad and get’s them acting all sorts of ways. I just have to be patient and thankful that I’m alive. I recommend that you be too.

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