Allow me to introduce myself I’m G. Reif’s – S. Carr

A $12,000 a year US Marshal w/o Crime Deterrant – Michael Edward Reif – born 7/11/1972 at your sevice, I’m not gay and I haven’t been laid in over 5 years and I’ve never raped or murdered anyone. Is they’re anything I can do for you?

I even played ‘Freshman Football’ for the US Army – “Go Tigers!” – with Orange and Black Uniforms Class of ’90! I think is how I’m supposed to say.

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