I Just Want to Write a Book About Me

My name is Michael Edward Reif and I was born on July 11, 1972 to Susan Margaret Doyle and Gerald Reif, Sr., at Philadelphia General Hospital (Blockley Almshouse) at 3901 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania United States of America, Blockley , Almshouse is for poor people. My dad was a Philadelphia Police Officer the day I was born and he had been a Marine in Vietnam for a few years and well he was pretty much crazy but could be really cool sometimes. My mom worked for a Criminal defense Attorney that went to Federal Prison a few years later for Tax Evasion. I seemed to get knocked around a lot so I guess that’s why I was put up for adoption and I think friends of the family from the Fire Department, Police Department and the sheriff’s Department Adopted me so I basically lived with my real mom and dad a lot of the time when I wasn’t learning some new job skill. before I turned 20 years old I had $500,000,000 +3% Interest in the Commerce Bank and was told I only get a Grand a month and the rest is going to help other poor people but I get to Identify myself as a Magistrate – Judge if I want to but I should be careful to who because that’s a US Marshal and well without a gun it could get me killed by somebody that hates the government. I live out on the streets here in the Northwest year around and well my body aches all over and it’s difficult to find somewhere to take a shower and even though I’m straight I never realized how many homosexuals are around here and well it’s not really a big deal I just never really noticed. There’s some pretty women around here sometimes but I don’t think they’ll let me marry any of them something the government wants me to think about I guess but I might have married one of them a long time ago I just don’t really remember all that much very well. I guess that’s it for now. Bye.

 

President of my own company they once told me.

America Coming Too

Have you ever heard the story of Marco Polo?

Marco Polo was and Italian Explorer during the 1600’s that left Italy and went to China in search of Tea and brought back spaghetti and they said he made a fortune causing many Italians and Europeans to follow in his footsteps eventually setting sail for America’s West Coast.

Well that’s just about what happened with the East Coast and Christopher Columbus in 1492.

After awhile, a lot of the people living in the America’s thought about it and decided that we needed a government here like the one over there but there wasn’t really anybody that knew exactly how to make that happen.

The people in the United States had a good plan and it seems to work today.

The United States of America is a three – part system that is meant to help keep the money in circulation and the people working towards making some of it doing whatever they can to get some more of it.

The White House seems to be the leader of the Federal Government and has 15 Departments filled with people that will do anything for money as long as they can get away with it and that must mean they’re pretty honest about their intentions and since their the banking system they probably use money in every way they can to do what needs to be done so that you and I can get some of it.

The Congress looks after the White House and tries to make sense of all the crazy things that happen when the White House is everywhere looking for purpose and accidentally doing something that’s going to cost a bundle to smooth over those rough times.

The Courts care about the most serious accidents and crimes and they want to stay involved with everyone’s life trying to prevent future problems by stating what they mean without a lot of mumbo jumbo and then going around letting us all know what they think.

It’s no secret to me that after awhile people can’t stand one another anymore and they start doing things to one another that make everybody crazy.

Personally, I can’t stand it when people are insincere and indirect it’s those two things that when done to me make me want to rip up the carpets and tear out the walls and it takes everything that I got to calm down and not do it.

Whenever something bad happens it’s like nobody wants to know about it if it can get them into trouble and mess up their play time and there aren’t to many people that will actually take responsibility for the bad things and I guess that’s cause they’re scared of the consequences and having their freedom taken from them.

I just wanted to say that I feel okay today and I’m sorry if you don’t and I hope your day improves.

 

Voc-Tec

Crazy, isn’t it, how much the conjunction Voc-Tec which stands for Vocational and Technical (Voc-Tec) reminds us of Voice Training almost as if it was meant to remind us that while we are trying to get our names up in lights at the theater we need to have an old fall back to keep us from starvation and homelessness making all of us that understand that better advocates of poor relief and work programs or simply stated “Paid Rehearsal!”

The Da Day Dayest Day Day

It mustn’t get around that were supporting this,

And if it does don’t worry about it cause I got this,

There’s always going to be people around that want to know if you’re down with this so are you down for this kids,

There’s gunshots all around me and my time is near,

I hope you all understand how lucky I am to rock and roll with it,

No matter how down he is with it,

It don’t matter how lucky got down with this,

Lucky run down,

With this,

Aww,

Lucky got it,

Aww,

Lucky was the only one,

Aww, aww, aww,

Lucky’s gone,

Hmmm,

Lucky is that you?

Hnm,

Lucky, Lucky, Lucky,

Lucky got up and saw this thing,

Now lucky got eyes like laser beams,

Diamonds gleam,

They shimmer in the night,

They light the roadway,

It’s a long the highway,

The time we spent together,

Growing up and growing out of our baby clothes,

I knows,

What it is,

I knows,

What it is,

That turns you on,

I can taste you from way over here,

I want to taste you privately sometime and somewhere,

I want to be alone with you,

I want to share everything,

Second chances,

Sometimes never come,

They’re harder to accept,

When there’s none left,

I can feel your heartbeat,

I know that you want to be with me,

I’m not going to run and hide,

I want to be there with you,

All the time,

Inside…,